Put me on record as to the following:

I don’t think JLo is pretty:

1.Monster-in-Law (2005)
2.Tick-Tock (2004)
3.Shall We Dance? (2004)
4.Unfinished Life, An (2004)
5.Jersey Girl (2004) (completed)
6.Gigli (2003)
7.Maid in Manhattan (2002)
8.Enough (2002)
9.Angel Eyes (2001)
10.Wedding Planner, The (2001)
11.Cell, The (2000)
12.Antz (1998) (voice)
13.Out of Sight (1998)
14.U Turn (1997)
15.Anaconda (1997)
16.Selena (1997)
17.Blood and Wine (1996)
18.Jack (1996)
19.Money Train (1995)
20.My Family (1995) (uncredited)
21."Hotel Malibu" (1994) TV Series
22."South Central" (1994) TV Series
23."Second Chances" (1993) TV Series
24.Nurses on the Line: The Crash of Flight 7 (1993) (TV)
25.My Little Girl (1986)

I think Ben Affleck is as wooden as an actor can get:

1.Surviving Christmas (2004)
2.Paycheck (2003)
3.Jersey Girl (2004)
4.Gigli (2003)
5.Daredevil (2003)
6.Third Wheel, The (2002)
7.Sum of All Fears, The (2002)
8.Changing Lanes (2002)
9.Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
10.Daddy and Them (2001)
11.Pearl Harbor (2001)
12.Bounce (2000)
13.Joseph: King of Dreams (2000)
14.Reindeer Games (2000)
15.SNL Fanatic (2000) (TV)
16.Boiler Room (2000)
17.Dogma (1999)
18.Forces of Nature (1999)
19.200 Cigarettes (1999)
20.Shakespeare in Love (1998)
21.Armageddon (1998)
22.Phantoms (1998)
23.Good Will Hunting (1997)
24.Office Killer (1997)
25.Chasing Amy (1997)
26.Going All the Way (1997)
27.Glory Daze (1996)
28."Lifestories: Families In Crisis" (1995) TV Series
29.Mallrats (1995)
30.Body to Die for: The Aaron Henry Story, A (1994) (TV)
31."Against the Grain" (1993) TV Series
32.Dazed and Confused (1993)
33.School Ties (1992)
34.Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
35.Daddy (1991) (TV)
36."Second Voyage of the Mimi, The" (1988) TV Series
37.Hands of a Stranger (1987) (TV)
38.Wanted: The Perfect Guy (1986) (TV)
39."Voyage of the Mimi, The" (1984) TV Series
40.Dark End of the Street, The (1981)

I don’t care if they marry each other or not and looking over the list above, they are sure not to be remembered as the Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton combo of this generation (and if they are, what does that say about the state of movies today).